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Best men are often known for the great sense of humor and sarcasm that they incorporate throughout the wedding speech.  It is not typical for best man speeches to be formal or serious, but really funny best man speeches are the greatest.  If you are looking to better your speech, or even start your best man speech, then sit down and read some of the greatest funny best man speech examples.

Funny best man speeches examples all include four very important parts in them:

  • The greeting and thanking to the guests
  • Share stories and explain your friendship with the groom
  • Jokes about the groom & Compliments to the bride
  • Inspirational funny quote or saying about marriage & a toast

Now I am going to walk you step by step in writing each of these parts, while at the same time, showing you funny best man speech examples to help give you ideas and inspire you.

Thanking and Greeting the Guests
Even though we are focusing on funny best man speeches, this part should always be a little bit on the formal side.  An opening joke would be good to get everyone’s attention, but then you should sincerely thank the guests for attending this evening and thank them for supporting your friends.

Funny Best Man Speech Example #1 :

“A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.” (Bruce Friedman)

“But honestly, thank you all for coming and attending this beautiful ceremony.  On the behalf of (groom and bride’s name) I would like to say thank you for coming to show your support for this beautiful, new marriage.”

Stories of you & the groom
Stories of the groom and his best friend can always be funny and entertaining, especially if told by the best man.  Use appropriate funny stories in your speech, this will not only make your speech funny, but also show the friendship you and the groom share.

Funny Best Man Speech Example #2 :

“I've known (Groom) since fourth grade. Back then we were more interested in transformers than girls. Then it was sports rather than girls. But, sure enough as the seasons change, there came a time when we were more interested in girls than anything else. After watching (Bride and Groom) fall in love, I know all those years of transformer and sports training were worthwhile - (Groom) will always have the transforming ability to say 'Yes Honey' and the endurance to say 'Yes Honey' for year, after year, after year.”

Jokes about the groom & Compliments towards the bride
Lightly make jokes about the groom, and always compliment the bride.

More funny best man speeches examples :

“The way (Groom) studied in college and never dated, I had my doubts I'd ever see this day!”

“The bridesmaids look absolutely smashing today, and only rightly outshone by our bride, Linda. And, I'm sure you'll agree with me gentlemen, today is a sad day for single men, as another beauty leaves the available list. And ladies, I'm sure you'll agree that today's passing by without much of a ripple.”

Inspirational closing & toast :
An example of how to conclude a funny best man speech

“(Bride and Groom) have each walked many miles to be here together today, and this wedding is a joy to behold. I can speak for everyone in this room, when I say we all wish you the happiness that you deserve.”

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